May 2011
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Good things about being a dog
xoxopotato:
you get to pee on everything
other people have to pick up your poop :-)
you only eat one thing so mealtimes are never stressful
you don’t get attached to small cute things because you only want to eat them
you have a tail
you can lick your butt in public and no one cares
you can hump strangers and you just get told off; there are no sexual charges pressed
April 2011
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“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do...”
– Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings (via phillip-gallagher)
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“Shanti has a neurological disorder, and Snow Leopard has some kind of childhood...”
– Jesse on his cats (Jesse Eisenberg: Knocked Sideways)
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okay well see y’all in about two hours because i’m not watching supernatural until i’ve finished the lifetime movie on william and kate.
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